How Bright You Are

Under there are (4) questions and one question of bonus. Answer all without thinking many. Merely may think one second, answer soon Ok?

Come on look for the soybean of cake, bright how you’re....
Ready? GO!!!

First question:
You follow to race. You overlap the people in second best position. Now what number your position?

Answer: if you answer the First one, you are wrong! If you overlap the second best people, now you are in second best position!

Now answer second question, but don't think more than when replying the first question, O.K.?
Second question:
If you overlap the people in last position, now what position you are??
(Clew up)

Answer if you say that you are second person from last, you are wrong again? Try, how to overlapping the last people?
Virtual you don't too bright, ? Isn’t it?

Third question:
Count the queerness! Note: do in your mind.
DON'T use the calculator or pencil or paper. Try.
Take 1000dan adding 40. Now add 1000 again. Now add 30. !
Add 1000 again. Now add 20. Now add 1000, now add 10. How much the total?
Clew up.....
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Is the result of 5000?
Correct answer is 4100.
If not trusted, check with calculator!
It isn’t your day? Is it?
Possibly in last question you can correct...
.... Possibly.
Fourth question:
Father Mary has five son and daughter: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. Fifth who is Name child?
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What is your answer, Nunu?
Of course not
Fifth child name Mary. Read again his question!
Okay, now bonus round:
A mute goes to shop and wish to buys the toothbrush. By imitating the people brush teeth, he succeeds to submit his desire at custodian of shop and he succeeds to buy the toothbrush...
The next, a blind step into that shop and wish to buy the sunglasses, how does he show his desire?
Direct talk, he/she isn’t mute...

bright

Laughter Is Truly The Best Medicine

By: Laurie J. Brenner

If there's one thing I have to admit about my mother is that she was always right about this: Laughter Is The Best Medicine.

If you can't laugh about yourself and the things that happen to you - you're headed for a heart attack or some other malady, it's the way the body works.
Laughter lightens the moment and strips away the seriousness that many of us approach life with; it releases the pain and chases away your personal rainstorms leaving a bright sunshiny day.

Scientists have also discovered that laughter strengthens your immune system and increases your cardiovascular flexibility (your blood vessels exercise through dilation).

According to Dr. Goodheart, the laughter doctor, laughter convulses your diaphragm, which in turn massages your internal organs. Massaged internal organs are happy internal organs and they cooperate by staying plump and juicy.

She says that laughter also causes you to gulp in large portions of air, oxygenating your blood. When that air is expelled, it's been clocked at 70 miles an hour, providing the lungs with an excellent workout. By laughing, she says, you lose muscle control, which relaxes the skeletal system. According to Dr. Goodheart, four-year-olds laugh 500 times a day, while adults laugh a mere 15! She's convinced that if we laugh as much as a four-year old, we've have the heart rate and blood pressure of that same child.

On top of all that, she continues, laughter causes the brain to produce hormones called beta endorphins which reduce pain and causes our adrenal glands to manufacture cortisol, which is a natural anti-inflammatory that's wonderful for arthritis.

Laughter
also provides a catharsis, which means to purify or purge, to the emotions. It also brings about a spiritual renewal or release from tension. You notice how sometimes you'll see a comedian on television, and while he may not be that funny, something just makes you laugh uproariously? your body seems to know that it needs the chemicals that are released through laughter.

I've always felt better after a good belly laugh or two. For me that means some very large-sounding snorts and a few donkey brays thrown into the bargain. Some people won't even go to the movie with me because when I start laughing I cannot stop. My daughters always used to go, Mom! as they slunk down into their seats trying not to be seen.

When someone's laughing, others laugh along. It's contagious. You can't help it. Oftentimes in my movie-theater laughter excursions, I have motivated a whole theater-full of people laughing right along with me. All this during the credits! (John Belushi being escorted through the prison in the opening credit scenes of The Blues Brothers. If you notice very carefully, while walking he has his butt cheeks pressed ever so tightly together as he's leaving the prison. It was a subtle physical comment that kept me laughing. The more people turned and looked at me, the harder I laughed! Finally, they just gave up and joined me!).

The Difference between Laughter, Humor, Teasing and Tickling

However, there is a difference between laughter, humor, teasing or tickling. Humor is your way of looking at the world, it's an intellectual exercise. It's your idea of what's funny; it's not the actual act of laughing.

Teasing and tickling are really a way of ridiculing someone. Tickling is something beyond someone's control and is actually a physical invasion of sorts. Children laugh when you tickle them because the body works that way, but it's actually a form of emotional ridicule that can result in very unpleasant feelings.

Teasing usually has an edge to it. People say they're teasing, but essentially they are dead serious. I think teasing is a passive-aggressive way of hurting someone through the guise of humor. Teasing, according to Dr. Goodheart, "involves our having information about something that another person has very strong feelings about - usually painful feelings - and then bringing that information up without permission." She also says that as people become very good friends they might give each other permission unconsciously to push each other's buttons. Husbands, wives, lovers, and friends play with each other's pain with permission. "When you tease without permission in order to trigger laughter, it's very manipulative and controlling."

All in all, when you're feeling down and need a lift, try laughter. It may be hard at first, but just try laughing. Force yourself. Pretty soon, you'll find yourself laughing at your own laughter and the looks you get from your family members. They'll begin to wonder what's so funny and the corners of their mouths will crinkle up in the beginning of a smile. Now you're laughing because they give you these quizzical looks wondering what you're laughing about.

Pretty soon, your laugh is real, your belly aches, the tears flow from your eyes, and the world takes on a different hue.

As for me when I laugh like this, I need Depends. I laugh so hard sometimes I wet my pants and that has nothing to do with my age.

I can still hear my friend's mom yelling at me today nearly 38 years later (while grinning ear to ear) to get off her brocade couch whenever I started laughing.

She knew what would happen.

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Enjoy These Useless Facts And Fun Trivia Questions And Answers

By: Deanna Mascle

Question: Which is stronger -- concrete or bone?

Answer: Bone

Useless Fact: Human bones can actually resist 40 times more stress than
concrete. Don't believe it is true? Then picture a piece of concrete the
size of a bone and imagine how easily it would break.

Question: What bird lays its egg in another bird's nest?

Answer: Cuckoo, Cowbird, Whyda, Honeyguide and Black-headed Duck

Useless Fact: These birds,
called brood parasites, lay their eggs in another bird's nest and let the
other bird parents feed and raise their chicks. The "egg abandoner" is then
free to mate again and lay more eggs in another nest. The cuckoo is the best
known brood parasite and an expert in the art of cruel deception. Its
strategy involves stealth, surprise and speed. The mother removes one egg
laid by the host mother, lays her own and flies off with the host egg in her
bill. The whole process takes barely ten seconds.
Cuckoos parasitize the
nests of a large variety of bird species and carefully mimic the color and
pattern of their own eggs to match that of their hosts. Each female cuckoo
specializes on one particular host species. How the cuckoo manages to lay
eggs to imitate each host's eggs so accurately is one of nature's main
mysteries.

Question: What is the largest invertebrate?

Answer: Colossal Squid

Useless Fact: A species of squid reported to be significantly larger than
the giant squid, is called the Colossal squid, officially named
Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni. In February 2007 a live colossal squid was
brought to the surface in
Antarctic waters
by a New Zealand fishing boat. This enormous squid, which was determined to
be a male of the species, was 10 meters (32.8 feet), and weighed 450
kilograms (992 pounds), making it the largest squid (the largest
invertebrate) ever captured. What is even more astonishing is that, from
what scientists know about squid species in general, there is great sexual
dimorphism in squids, with females being significantly larger than the
males. If that holds true for the Colossal squid, this male specimen that
was captured could very well be dwarfed by a much larger female of the
species.

Question: What does the first letter of a radio station's call sign mean?

Answer: The location of the station

Useless Fact: Generally, in the United States, call signs begin with K west of the Mississippi River, and W to the east.

Question: Where was the first McD0nald's located?

Answer: Arcadia, California

Useless Fact: Brothers Dick and Mac McDonald open a hot dog stand called the
Air dome in Arcadia, California. In 1940, the brothers move to San Bernardino, California, on
Route 66. After noting that almost all of their profits came from
hamburgers, the brothers close down the restaurant for several months in
1948 to implement their innovative "Speedee Service System", a streamlined
assembly line for hamburgers.

Question: What is the largest insect?

Answer: Acteon Beetle or Longhorn Beetle

Useless Fact: There are different ways of measuring the size of an insect,
most people would consider the largest insect to be the bulkiest and in that
case the largest insect is the Acteaeom Beetle from South America. The male beetles can be 9cms long by 5cms wide by 4cms thick. If you want to measure largest by overall size,
check out the South American Longhorn Beetle (Titanus giganteus) these
giants can be over 16cms in body length (not including antennae) One other
beetle, Dynastes hercules is also well known for reaching 16cms in length
though it is not nearly as heavy. The longest insect in the world is the
Stick-Insect (Pharnacia serritypes), the females of which can be over 36cm
long.

Useless Facts