Laughter: Use It to Pick Up Women

By: Cajetan Bosco

Humor, some say, is the fruit of life, and this is especially true when it comes to picking up on a girl no matter where the location. Make them laugh, and I guarantee that you are very close to getting their phone number and even to getting them to go out with you.

But, as we all know, making them laugh is easier said than done. Precisely for those who find it difficult to come up with something funny to say, I am adding some funny anecdotes and wise cracks that you can memorize and then use in those situations where you need to get the girl in front of you to laugh.

1) The Prescription: Did you hear of the lady, who walked into the pharmacist and asked for arsenic? The man behind the counter asked in wonder, "What do you need that for? The lady calmly replied," to kill my husband." The pharmacist was taken aback," Are you crazy? Do you want to get us both into jail? And, anyway, why do you want to kill him? Go to a counselor. Get help for your marriage." The lady paused and from her purse she removed a set of pictures of her husband and the wife of the pharmacist in some very creative postures. The pharmacist looked at the snaps, put them down and smiled," lady, why did you not tell me that you have a prescription?"
2) The Tip Book A wife calls out to her husband, "Have you seen the book, 101 Tips to Live for More Than a Hundred Years? The husband sheepishly replies, "I burnt it." "What?" the wife shouted out," why?" The husband whispered back," Because your mother wanted to read it."
3) Range of Food Looking at his wife fry meat balls in all kinds of shapes and sizes, Tom tapped her on the shoulder, "Why?" His wife turned," Because you asked for a variety of food."
4) Mushrooms Tom was picking mushrooms from the forest floor with his wife, when she picked up one and showed it to Tom," Is this for eating?" Tom smiled," Yes. As long as you do not cook it."
5) Driving Around Tom greeted his wife when she returned home," So, my dear, how was your first time driving all alone?" His wife smiled coyly, "Do you want to hear it from me or read about it in the papers?
6) Drama A couple are watching a film in their local theater when the wife snuggles close to her husband and points to the screen," Do you think that they will get married in the end?" The husband sighs," Yes. These movies always have bad endings."
7) The Library Tom visited the local library, walks up to the librarian and asks, "Do you know where I can find the book, the Supremacy of Men over Women?" The librarian conducts a short search on the computer and looks up," you will be able to find it in the science fiction."

Conclusion: While some of these might sound offensive, if you use them well you will be able to display not just a sense of humor, but also that you are exactly the opposite of the stereotype. How? Immediately, after you done, lean over and whisper, But I am not like that, and if you allow me to take you out, you will see that for yourself.

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Joke of the Day for Greater Happiness

By: RODGER JACKSON

Sweating it out at the gym is not the only way to stay healthy. You can just laugh your way to health. The phrase Laughter is the best medicine is not just something you studied at school, its sheer reality
Have you had your laughs for the day?

If not, there’s no better time that right now. Just log on to the web and you will find hundreds of jokes that it will be tough to choose the best ones. One website that offers a great collection of jokes is CGAPS with its Joke of the day as well as different categories of other funny jokes. These may range from kiddy jokes and adult jokes to lawyer jokes and blonde jokes. My personal favorite is the yo-mamma jokes that make for my daily dose of laughter and entertainment. Not only are these funny, but also give me the chance to get even with the neighborhood hooligans.

Professional jokes are popular among a lot of people and usually, include jokes on lawyers, doctors, office, engineer and others like men in uniform. Still, nothing beats the jokes on politicians and sex. Leave alone the talk shows on TV, even the online portals don’t leave a chance to rip apart any politician or celebrity that makes the slightest mistake.

No doubt, the Joke of the day is a vital part of our daily lives and sometimes, the only source of fun or entertainment in a gloomy day. So, you must read a few of them, unwind, enjoy and beat the stress.
Jokes can be an easy way to bring smiles to everyone, young or old, male or female. Thousands of hilarious jokes are available online so you won’t run out of jokes that tickle your funny bone. It’s really cool as you can even send some jokes to brighten up the day for your family, friends or coworkers.

A simple click of the mouse is enough to email Funny Jokes to your friends or relatives. Reading a funny joke always helps people to relieve frustration during a hectic day. A lot of jokes are passed around the workplace to help each other cope with a stressful work schedule and have a little fun in the process.

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