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Funny Dog Picture

2009-05-28T07:55:00.001-07:00

Funny Dog Picture

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Fun Jokes: Husband and Wife

2009-05-14T21:56:00.000-07:00

A pair of old husband and wife half the equally busy with the business feel tired with the bustle in the capital. They decided to holiday in Bali. They plan will occupy the back room of the hotel that same hotel when they did their honeymoon 30 years ago. Due to busy, the husband must first fly and his wife follow tomorrow day.

After check-in at the hotel in Bali, he immediately sends email through computer with internet available in rooms. With joy he wrote to his wife intercommunication email that are in her office in Jakarta. Unfortunately, he send an email to his wife with wrong address, without aware he still send email.

In other places, in the area of Bandung, a woman just returned from the funeral her husband who recently died. Arriving at home, she immediately check email to read the greeting condolence. Recently finished reading the first email, she was not immediately aware of unconscious self. her first Child shock and then read the email and then not long he fell unconscious

too. Email it read:

To: My beloved wife
Subject: papa up Ma!
Date: 14 August 2008

I know you can be surprised but happy news from me. In fact here they are pairs of the internet as well, though we can send a news to those beloved home. I am just come and have to check-in. They said, they also have to prepare everything for you that will come tomorrow. I can not wait for your coming. Hopefully your journey to come here also fun as I travel today.

Love you mam, Papah

PS: Here again-summer heat. If you want to, children are also invited.

Rude Jokes

2009-05-02T03:29:00.000-07:00

rude jokes

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Food Joke

2009-04-16T01:43:00.000-07:00

Food Joke

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Hotdog Joke
Modern Shoes
Cat Sleep
Lady and Old Man
Baby Dance

Clean Jokes

2009-04-10T03:47:00.001-07:00

Clean Jokes: Kid and Police

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Naughty Boy
Baby in Basket
Twin 6
Baby Dance

Clean Jokes

Fat Jokes

2009-03-31T00:34:00.001-07:00

Fat Jokes Baby

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Global Warning Proof
Funny Monkey
Tattoo a Head
Baby Chef
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Kid Joke: Cop and Little Girl

2009-03-17T07:25:00.000-07:00

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?' 'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!' The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, 'Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!' The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?' Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he sure did!' The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa; The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top !'

Kid Joke

Copy and Paste Joke

2009-03-10T03:20:00.000-07:00

Copy and Paste Joke

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Funny birthday quotes

2009-03-03T01:58:00.000-08:00

By Shaina Monfils

Funny birthday quotes aren't hard to find these days, because when it comes to getting older, there's always something to joke about. Having a sense of humor about your age can help to make birthdays a little easier to stomach. For example, here are some funny birthday quotes spoken by well-known comedians and celebrities:

"There is still no cure for the common birthday."
- John Glenn

"Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the heck happened."
- Cora Harvey Armstrong

"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
- Sam Ewing

"Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician."
- Anonymous

"Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed."
- Anthony Powell

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
- Robert Frost

"When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm five I'll be 64."
- Anonymous

"Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday."
- Stephen Wright

"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not."
- Mark Twain

"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do."
- Phyllis Diller

"In dog years, I'm dead."
- Anonymous

"I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up."
- Harry Hershfield

"A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ''At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."
- Claude D. Pepper

Of course, not everyone dreads getting older. Many people choose to put a positive spin on the inevitable passing of time. Check out these inspirational funny birthday quotes:

"It is not how old you are, but how you are old."
- Marie Dressler

"Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts."
- Martin Buxbaum

"Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once."
- Dave Barry

"Youth is a disease from which we all recover."
- Dorothy Fulheim

"You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience."
- Anonymous

"To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am."
- Bernard Baruch

No matter how you choose to see it, birthdays are a great opportunity to have a few laughs and make peace with getting older. And funny birthday quotes sure make that easier to do!

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Tattoo at the Head

2009-02-23T00:02:00.000-08:00

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Hotdog Joke

2009-02-16T23:28:00.000-08:00

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Text Jokes

2009-02-11T15:12:00.001-08:00

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Kids Jokes

2009-02-08T18:30:00.000-08:00

Kids Jokes : Naughty Boy

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Neighbors Joke

2009-02-04T19:26:00.001-08:00

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Global Warming Proof

2009-02-01T16:17:00.000-08:00

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A Dead Elephant

2009-01-28T17:00:00.000-08:00

A dead elephant in a zoo because of old age. Hear that zoo managers are doing it, and finally he found a large elephant with a heavy 1 ton sprawling dead. In addition to the elephant was seen a zoo officials who were crying sob.

"It is pack it, it seems you are indeed as diviner separated elephant that you care for many of this year, many more elephants is another," reassure the manager.

"But I'm not the diviner elephants," officials argue that it is.

"If you are not a diviner elephants ago why you crying?, who are you?," surprised the manager.

"My officers are ordered to dig graves for the elephant," answered while still crying.

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The blondes

2009-01-25T15:41:00.000-08:00

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.

The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as scars and so forth." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds.

"Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man ?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but..." He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.

He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled _expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses.

the blondes

Learn Stand-up Comedy: The 20 Word Rule

2009-01-21T23:08:00.000-08:00

Everyone who tries to learn stand-up comedy already knows that's One of the biggest problems most new comedians face when they are trying to learn stand-up comedy is that they can't seem to get to the punchlines quick enough in their act.

In other words, the set-ups to the jokes are too long. Way, way too long.

This is a real problem because in order to be recognized as comedian of any mention, you must be able to command at least 4 laughs per minute for each minute you stand before an audience.

And the secret is NOT to talk faster. As a matter of fact, you absolutely don't want to be in a hurry at all when standing in front of a comedy audience.

Please note that I said a minimum of 4 laughs per minute--headlining comedians get 6-8 laughs per minute.

Now, get ready to learn stand-up comedy from a different perspective.

Provided that you have a recording of your stand-up comedy act (audio or video) and have it transcribed on your word processor (word for word).

You can apply the 20 word rule to get the results you want. The 20 word rule is not a hard and fast rule--it is a very flexible editing guideline that you can use now to help shorten your set-ups or identify where to add punchlines.

Here's the simple process:

1. Use your transcribed comedy act and review your recording of that act. Make a visible mark at every point that you got laughs on your transcript.

2. Now go back and count the number of words that lead up to each laugh. If there are more than 20 words, the chances are great that you need to do some serious editing to shorten the set-up or add a punchline.

This concept applies to comedians who are employing old school joke writing techniques as well as those using the more powerful topic driven stand-up strategies.

For those who seriously want to learn stand-up comedy, it should be noted that household name headlining comedians only use 10-15 words (average) before they get to a punchline.

Again, I want to mention that the key is NOT talking faster on stage. It's about easily structuring what you really want to say, the way you speak naturally so that you can get the maximum laughs per minute possible every minute you are on stage.

There are more stand-up comedy techniques , tips and secrets on my Learn Stand-up Comedy Fast hub page.

About the Author

Steve Roye is a globally recognized expert in stand-up comedy material development and performance improvement. He is the author of the Killer Stand-up Comedy System.

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Funny Monkey

2009-01-18T19:18:00.000-08:00

funny monkey

Anti-Humour - The New 'Alternative Comedy'?

2009-01-15T03:16:00.000-08:00

Question:"What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?"

Answer:"Cancer."

Offensive? distasteful? Or funny? If you like this joke then you are one of a growing number of people to appreciate 'anti-humour', a new genre of humour gaining cult status in both the UK and US. Purposely countering comedy tradition, many say it is overtaking observational humour to become the new alternative comedy.

Wikipedia describes it as a type of indirect humour that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny or lacking in intrinsic meaning'. Originally an underground phenomenon, anti-humour now has a countless number of fans including mainstream comedians such as Bill Bailey and Jimmy Carr. Websites dedicated to jokes (such as comedy central's site) have caught onto the penomenon and have begun including an anti-humour or anti-joke section. But is anti-humour the future of comedy or just a passing phase?

In effect an umbrella term, Anti-humour takes under its wing a number of joke-telling styles. Below are some examples,

The mundane ending relies on introducing an unexpectedly commonplace ending.

Q:What is the difference between a boy and a girl?

A:The boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.

Or in the unanticipated use of technical or circumlocutional language as in the popular Johnny big head joke below,

Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head."

His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."

Nonsense jokes are funny because they have no meaning or are illogical or absurd.

A guy decides to buy a new ceiling fan, but the salesman says, "Well I'm all out of tuna fish."

So the guy says louder, "I want a ceiling fan."

But the salesman says, "I told you, I'm all out of tuna fish."

The guy frustrated, yells, "I WANT A CEILING FAN!"

Then the salesman takes his earplugs out, and says, "Oh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. I thought you were a guy who wanted tuna fish."

Dark humour attempts to shock the recipient, often taking something harmless and extracting humour by giving it a sinister twist (such as the dead baby jokes currently popular),

Q:Why did the Jolly Green Giant get kicked out of the garden?

A:Statutory rape of a guard.

A shaggy dog story is an elongated and involved joke with a feeble or nonexistent ending. Its humour relies on its anti-climactic punch line. Take a look at this example ( http://www.badpuns.com/jokes.php?section=shaggy&name=shaggydog )

Although there is no doubt that there has been a recent upsurge in the popularity of 'anti-humour', it could be argued that the origins of the genre have been around since modern comedy began. Probably one of the oldest jokes on the comedy circuit is "The Aristocrats". Based on a short story involving a travelling family (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats_(joke)), it encompasses all the above categories of "anti-humour" and is considered a kind of "secret handshake" amongst many comedians. So popular is it in fact, that in 2005 a documentary film was based on it, featuring comedians such as Whoopi Goldberg, Billy Connelly and Eric Idle. Nevertheless, it's recognition only recently is another example of the popularity anti-humour has gained of late.

Anti-humour is unashamedly a rebellion against the classic joke. By subverting the traditional ending and/or increasing it's shock value, it turns the classic joke on its head, mocking it with it's own format. One wonders whether anti-humour always existed, as a kind of relief to comedians tired of worn out jokes. Maybe it was a way to bring humour back to comedy, so it wasn't work anymore.

However, Todd Jackson writer of comedy blog http://www.dead-frog.com sees anti-humour more as a progression in comedy audience's tastes,

"It's for and from sophisticated audiences who know comedians and their tells well enough that it becomes funnier to watch humour eat its own tail than hear a tried-and-true punch line."

He references a New York Times article that talks of the general public being much more self-conscious about being funny and in this way suggests a similarity between observational humour and anti-humour.

Anti-humour appears to be keeping fresh what is clearly well-worn territory. In the way that some conceptual artists bring life to what is an old establishment by taking a traditional format and subverting it, one could say that anti-humour is breathing new life into a tired comedy tradition. Just as all art forms naturally progress, anti-humour appears to be the next step for comedy. Particularly popular with young people and one site paving the way for the genre is www.itsnotfunny.co.uk which has some really a good / bad examples of anti humor that are submitted by university students from all over the country. It seems that anti-humour will only gain popularity over the next couple of years and that it is undeniably here to stay.

Interestingly, Jackson mentions that his online aristocrats joke database now also includes some aristocrats jokes that include a straight and clean version of the family's act. It seems that even in the case of anti-humour, subversion can be subverted.

Anti Humour

Massage

2009-01-04T00:44:00.000-08:00

Massage

Twin 6

2008-12-28T23:14:00.000-08:00

We are twin 6 from 1 mom
We never lonely
We always cry and laugh
Make our parent busy all day
We are happy as twin 6

A man from Middle East

2008-12-22T02:09:00.000-08:00

middle east

Gasoline

2008-12-21T00:44:00.001-08:00

Gasoline

Mc Hammed's Fast Food

2008-12-19T00:06:00.001-08:00

Fast Food

KFC

2008-12-17T18:24:00.001-08:00

kfc

Concentrate Otherwise....

2008-12-17T02:11:00.000-08:00

Concentrate

Camel and CowBoy

2008-12-16T05:30:00.000-08:00

Camel

My Camel

2008-12-15T01:18:00.000-08:00

In the middle of the sand when the blazing afternoon sun, Hasim with his camel walk alone. Sudden passion arising sex high, Hasim thinking, "Why now? In the middle of the sand like this with whom I have to do sex? "The militancy and the influence of the sweltering sun, sand making Hasyim mind a little awry, he bring to think sex on the his camel. Seeing Hasyim is strange habit, the camel trying to save herself with the run. Hasim also make up, but the camel, is likely to be pursued too quickly.

Arriving aircraft that arrived there through in the middle of the sand is burning with fire engines and two aircraft that it fell approximately 50 meters from Hasim stand. Hasim approached the aircraft, not one passenger survived the visible. When Hasim will leave the aircraft, he saw a stewardess section fainted not far from corpse aircraft. Once it is approached the stewardess is still alive and Hasim also treat the stewardess.

Once the stewardess was awake, she immediately Hasim and the Crusaders, "you have to save me. I will do anything to make you happy. "Hasim also welcome with joy," I Serious? What? "Flight attendant said with a tone vamp," What that although toilsome. " Hasim direct holding hands of the stewardess and said, "Can you help me to catch my camel please!"

Camel

A woman's savior

2008-12-03T19:32:00.000-08:00

A beautiful woman enjoying the journey with the yacht. To honor the journey, she wrote in the diary.
Date 13: A fortune for me. I know successful captain and the ship's estimate is correct. He was very gallant ... Aaah I'm lucky.
Date 14: No I think, the captain take me dinner and ... He also praised the beauty of me ... I am not so.
Date 15: He invites to dinner again. The captain was also unprincipled. He try to persuade me to make love and waiting my answer tomorrow.
Date 16: He promises to charge. By selling expensive I reject him. (I'm not the woman bit ..) ... he threaten to sink the ship with 1,200 passengers.
Date 17: sunny morning. I am proud to be able to save lives 1,200 passengers.

woman savior

Baby Chef

2008-11-27T07:02:00.000-08:00

Ready to Cook Sir?

Baby Chef

Counseling with Doctor

2008-11-20T20:14:00.000-08:00

Could you help me doc, "said Budi, which the military officer to the doctor.

"What can I help?", Ask the doctor.

"Some days ago when I return from office, I catch my wife is wet, she has affair with other men. Then I took my gun and I pointed on my wife. But the affair man said that I don't useful kill my wife because I will go to prison and never again be together with my wife.

I'm crushed, and he invites drinking coffee. "

"And what's wrong?", Ask the doctor.

"Two days later my wife to do the same things with the same men. I pointed the gun to the man that has affair with my wife, but he once again said if he tempt death, his wife will affair again with the men another. I'm crushed, and he invites me to drink coffee. "

"So what's the relationship with your come here? ", ask the doctor.

"Yesterday, I saw my wife that she do same again. In front of them, I pointed the gun to my mouth, and the man said that if I will die because of loss thus provide opportunities broadest them to always together. I'm crushed and he invite me to drink coffee. "

"What is the main issue," said the doctor off.

"Coffee can damage my health or not, doc?"

counseling with doctor

Baby Dance

2008-11-17T15:23:00.000-08:00

baby dance

Baby in the Basket

2008-11-11T06:25:00.000-08:00

baby in the basket

Saddam sing a song

2008-10-21T17:10:00.000-07:00

saddam joke

Kid's Rock and Roll

2008-10-16T21:20:00.000-07:00

Kid's Rock and Roll

White and Brown Dog

2008-10-09T19:05:00.000-07:00

white and brown dog

How Bright You Are

2008-09-20T09:47:00.000-07:00

Under there are (4) questions and one question of bonus. Answer all without thinking many. Merely may think one second, answer soon Ok?

Come on look for the soybean of cake, bright how you’re....
Ready? GO!!!

First question:
You follow to race. You overlap the people in second best position. Now what number your position?

Answer: if you answer the First one, you are wrong! If you overlap the second best people, now you are in second best position!

Now answer second question, but don't think more than when replying the first question, O.K.?
Second question:
If you overlap the people in last position, now what position you are??
(Clew up)

Answer if you say that you are second person from last, you are wrong again? Try, how to overlapping the last people?
Virtual you don't too bright, ? Isn’t it?

Third question:
Count the queerness! Note: do in your mind.
DON'T use the calculator or pencil or paper. Try.
Take 1000dan adding 40. Now add 1000 again. Now add 30. !
Add 1000 again. Now add 20. Now add 1000, now add 10. How much the total?
Clew up.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
Is the result of 5000?
Correct answer is 4100.
If not trusted, check with calculator!
It isn’t your day? Is it?
Possibly in last question you can correct...
.... Possibly.
Fourth question:
Father Mary has five son and daughter: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. Fifth who is Name child?
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
What is your answer, Nunu?
Of course not
Fifth child name Mary. Read again his question!
Okay, now bonus round:
A mute goes to shop and wish to buys the toothbrush. By imitating the people brush teeth, he succeeds to submit his desire at custodian of shop and he succeeds to buy the toothbrush...
The next, a blind step into that shop and wish to buy the sunglasses, how does he show his desire?
Direct talk, he/she isn’t mute...

bright

Laughter Is Truly The Best Medicine

2008-09-13T07:37:00.000-07:00

By: Laurie J. Brenner

If there's one thing I have to admit about my mother is that she was always right about this: Laughter Is The Best Medicine.

If you can't laugh about yourself and the things that happen to you - you're headed for a heart attack or some other malady, it's the way the body works.
Laughter lightens the moment and strips away the seriousness that many of us approach life with; it releases the pain and chases away your personal rainstorms leaving a bright sunshiny day.

Scientists have also discovered that laughter strengthens your immune system and increases your cardiovascular flexibility (your blood vessels exercise through dilation).

According to Dr. Goodheart, the laughter doctor, laughter convulses your diaphragm, which in turn massages your internal organs. Massaged internal organs are happy internal organs and they cooperate by staying plump and juicy.

She says that laughter also causes you to gulp in large portions of air, oxygenating your blood. When that air is expelled, it's been clocked at 70 miles an hour, providing the lungs with an excellent workout. By laughing, she says, you lose muscle control, which relaxes the skeletal system. According to Dr. Goodheart, four-year-olds laugh 500 times a day, while adults laugh a mere 15! She's convinced that if we laugh as much as a four-year old, we've have the heart rate and blood pressure of that same child.

On top of all that, she continues, laughter causes the brain to produce hormones called beta endorphins which reduce pain and causes our adrenal glands to manufacture cortisol, which is a natural anti-inflammatory that's wonderful for arthritis.

Laughter
also provides a catharsis, which means to purify or purge, to the emotions. It also brings about a spiritual renewal or release from tension. You notice how sometimes you'll see a comedian on television, and while he may not be that funny, something just makes you laugh uproariously? your body seems to know that it needs the chemicals that are released through laughter.

I've always felt better after a good belly laugh or two. For me that means some very large-sounding snorts and a few donkey brays thrown into the bargain. Some people won't even go to the movie with me because when I start laughing I cannot stop. My daughters always used to go, Mom! as they slunk down into their seats trying not to be seen.

When someone's laughing, others laugh along. It's contagious. You can't help it. Oftentimes in my movie-theater laughter excursions, I have motivated a whole theater-full of people laughing right along with me. All this during the credits! (John Belushi being escorted through the prison in the opening credit scenes of The Blues Brothers. If you notice very carefully, while walking he has his butt cheeks pressed ever so tightly together as he's leaving the prison. It was a subtle physical comment that kept me laughing. The more people turned and looked at me, the harder I laughed! Finally, they just gave up and joined me!).

The Difference between Laughter, Humor, Teasing and Tickling

However, there is a difference between laughter, humor, teasing or tickling. Humor is your way of looking at the world, it's an intellectual exercise. It's your idea of what's funny; it's not the actual act of laughing.

Teasing and tickling are really a way of ridiculing someone. Tickling is something beyond someone's control and is actually a physical invasion of sorts. Children laugh when you tickle them because the body works that way, but it's actually a form of emotional ridicule that can result in very unpleasant feelings.

Teasing usually has an edge to it. People say they're teasing, but essentially they are dead serious. I think teasing is a passive-aggressive way of hurting someone through the guise of humor. Teasing, according to Dr. Goodheart, "involves our having information about something that another person has very strong feelings about - usually painful feelings - and then bringing that information up without permission." She also says that as people become very good friends they might give each other permission unconsciously to push each other's buttons. Husbands, wives, lovers, and friends play with each other's pain with permission. "When you tease without permission in order to trigger laughter, it's very manipulative and controlling."

All in all, when you're feeling down and need a lift, try laughter. It may be hard at first, but just try laughing. Force yourself. Pretty soon, you'll find yourself laughing at your own laughter and the looks you get from your family members. They'll begin to wonder what's so funny and the corners of their mouths will crinkle up in the beginning of a smile. Now you're laughing because they give you these quizzical looks wondering what you're laughing about.

Pretty soon, your laugh is real, your belly aches, the tears flow from your eyes, and the world takes on a different hue.

As for me when I laugh like this, I need Depends. I laugh so hard sometimes I wet my pants and that has nothing to do with my age.

I can still hear my friend's mom yelling at me today nearly 38 years later (while grinning ear to ear) to get off her brocade couch whenever I started laughing.

She knew what would happen.

Laughter

Milk Joke

2008-08-06T23:42:00.000-07:00

Milk Joke

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Enjoy These Useless Facts And Fun Trivia Questions And Answers

2008-07-03T17:32:00.000-07:00

By: Deanna Mascle

Question: Which is stronger -- concrete or bone?

Answer: Bone

Useless Fact: Human bones can actually resist 40 times more stress than
concrete. Don't believe it is true? Then picture a piece of concrete the
size of a bone and imagine how easily it would break.

Question: What bird lays its egg in another bird's nest?

Answer: Cuckoo, Cowbird, Whyda, Honeyguide and Black-headed Duck

Useless Fact: These birds,
called brood parasites, lay their eggs in another bird's nest and let the
other bird parents feed and raise their chicks. The "egg abandoner" is then
free to mate again and lay more eggs in another nest. The cuckoo is the best
known brood parasite and an expert in the art of cruel deception. Its
strategy involves stealth, surprise and speed. The mother removes one egg
laid by the host mother, lays her own and flies off with the host egg in her
bill. The whole process takes barely ten seconds.
Cuckoos parasitize the
nests of a large variety of bird species and carefully mimic the color and
pattern of their own eggs to match that of their hosts. Each female cuckoo
specializes on one particular host species. How the cuckoo manages to lay
eggs to imitate each host's eggs so accurately is one of nature's main
mysteries.

Question: What is the largest invertebrate?

Answer: Colossal Squid

Useless Fact: A species of squid reported to be significantly larger than
the giant squid, is called the Colossal squid, officially named
Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni. In February 2007 a live colossal squid was
brought to the surface in
Antarctic waters
by a New Zealand fishing boat. This enormous squid, which was determined to
be a male of the species, was 10 meters (32.8 feet), and weighed 450
kilograms (992 pounds), making it the largest squid (the largest
invertebrate) ever captured. What is even more astonishing is that, from
what scientists know about squid species in general, there is great sexual
dimorphism in squids, with females being significantly larger than the
males. If that holds true for the Colossal squid, this male specimen that
was captured could very well be dwarfed by a much larger female of the
species.

Question: What does the first letter of a radio station's call sign mean?

Answer: The location of the station

Useless Fact: Generally, in the United States, call signs begin with K west of the Mississippi River, and W to the east.

Question: Where was the first McD0nald's located?

Answer: Arcadia, California

Useless Fact: Brothers Dick and Mac McDonald open a hot dog stand called the
Air dome in Arcadia, California. In 1940, the brothers move to San Bernardino, California, on
Route 66. After noting that almost all of their profits came from
hamburgers, the brothers close down the restaurant for several months in
1948 to implement their innovative "Speedee Service System", a streamlined
assembly line for hamburgers.

Question: What is the largest insect?

Answer: Acteon Beetle or Longhorn Beetle

Useless Fact: There are different ways of measuring the size of an insect,
most people would consider the largest insect to be the bulkiest and in that
case the largest insect is the Acteaeom Beetle from South America. The male beetles can be 9cms long by 5cms wide by 4cms thick. If you want to measure largest by overall size,
check out the South American Longhorn Beetle (Titanus giganteus) these
giants can be over 16cms in body length (not including antennae) One other
beetle, Dynastes hercules is also well known for reaching 16cms in length
though it is not nearly as heavy. The longest insect in the world is the
Stick-Insect (Pharnacia serritypes), the females of which can be over 36cm
long.

Useless Facts

Modern Shoes?

2008-06-26T19:18:00.000-07:00

Other Funny Info

Performace Joke
Management Lesson
Waiting for Bonus

Technics for Gardening

2008-06-23T02:14:00.000-07:00

How do so that papaw fruit don't fall from tree

Gardening Papaw

Other Good Jokes

Kid Sleep
Baby Photos
Cat Smile
Dog Smile
Cat Sleep

Laughter Is Good For What Ails You

2008-06-11T21:39:00.000-07:00

By: DAVID HALLSTROM

When I was a kid I used to read Readers Digest and one section I always think of was "Laughter is the best medicine". As I have gotten older I have come to realize that laughter may not be the best medicine but it sure is good medicine for what ails you. It's hard to be sad, depressed, stressed out or anxious when you are laughing. Laughter can sometimes even make you forget about physical pain.

Laughter may not actually cure stress, depression, anxiousness, sadness or pain but it can sure help decrease stress, lighten depression, ease anxiety, mitigate pain and lessen sadness. Many medical researchers say that people who laugh often live longer lives.

Laughing is not hard, in fact it's easy. Read some jokes, learn and tell some jokes, watch some comedy acts on television, go to a comedy club or have a friend tell you some jokes. Eventually you'll find some jokes, humor or satirical stories that will appeal to you and before you know it you will find yourself laughing.

When my wife gets depressed I read some jokes, learn them and then retell them to her. Pretty soon her mood starts to lighten and her depression either lessens or goes away all together. When I get sad or frustrated I start reading jokes and quickly I start to feel that whatever is making me sad or frustrated isn't so bad and my mood improves immensely.

Go ahead, read or listen to some jokes and turn on the laughter. You'll be surprised how much better you will feel.

Copyright 2008 The Joke Index

By: David G. Hallstrom, Sr. This article was written for the Joke Index, a portal to blogs and websites dedicated to Funny jokes, humor, humorous anecdotes, satire and stories and first published in the Stress Management blog from Resources For Attorneys.

Jokes

Laughter: Use It to Pick Up Women

2008-06-06T15:48:00.000-07:00

By: Cajetan Bosco

Humor, some say, is the fruit of life, and this is especially true when it comes to picking up on a girl no matter where the location. Make them laugh, and I guarantee that you are very close to getting their phone number and even to getting them to go out with you.

But, as we all know, making them laugh is easier said than done. Precisely for those who find it difficult to come up with something funny to say, I am adding some funny anecdotes and wise cracks that you can memorize and then use in those situations where you need to get the girl in front of you to laugh.

1) The Prescription: Did you hear of the lady, who walked into the pharmacist and asked for arsenic? The man behind the counter asked in wonder, "What do you need that for? The lady calmly replied," to kill my husband." The pharmacist was taken aback," Are you crazy? Do you want to get us both into jail? And, anyway, why do you want to kill him? Go to a counselor. Get help for your marriage." The lady paused and from her purse she removed a set of pictures of her husband and the wife of the pharmacist in some very creative postures. The pharmacist looked at the snaps, put them down and smiled," lady, why did you not tell me that you have a prescription?"
2) The Tip Book A wife calls out to her husband, "Have you seen the book, 101 Tips to Live for More Than a Hundred Years? The husband sheepishly replies, "I burnt it." "What?" the wife shouted out," why?" The husband whispered back," Because your mother wanted to read it."
3) Range of Food Looking at his wife fry meat balls in all kinds of shapes and sizes, Tom tapped her on the shoulder, "Why?" His wife turned," Because you asked for a variety of food."
4) Mushrooms Tom was picking mushrooms from the forest floor with his wife, when she picked up one and showed it to Tom," Is this for eating?" Tom smiled," Yes. As long as you do not cook it."
5) Driving Around Tom greeted his wife when she returned home," So, my dear, how was your first time driving all alone?" His wife smiled coyly, "Do you want to hear it from me or read about it in the papers?
6) Drama A couple are watching a film in their local theater when the wife snuggles close to her husband and points to the screen," Do you think that they will get married in the end?" The husband sighs," Yes. These movies always have bad endings."
7) The Library Tom visited the local library, walks up to the librarian and asks, "Do you know where I can find the book, the Supremacy of Men over Women?" The librarian conducts a short search on the computer and looks up," you will be able to find it in the science fiction."

Conclusion: While some of these might sound offensive, if you use them well you will be able to display not just a sense of humor, but also that you are exactly the opposite of the stereotype. How? Immediately, after you done, lean over and whisper, But I am not like that, and if you allow me to take you out, you will see that for yourself.

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Humor

Joke of the Day for Greater Happiness

2008-06-05T21:19:00.000-07:00

By: RODGER JACKSON

Sweating it out at the gym is not the only way to stay healthy. You can just laugh your way to health. The phrase Laughter is the best medicine is not just something you studied at school, its sheer reality
Have you had your laughs for the day?

If not, there’s no better time that right now. Just log on to the web and you will find hundreds of jokes that it will be tough to choose the best ones. One website that offers a great collection of jokes is CGAPS with its Joke of the day as well as different categories of other funny jokes. These may range from kiddy jokes and adult jokes to lawyer jokes and blonde jokes. My personal favorite is the yo-mamma jokes that make for my daily dose of laughter and entertainment. Not only are these funny, but also give me the chance to get even with the neighborhood hooligans.

Professional jokes are popular among a lot of people and usually, include jokes on lawyers, doctors, office, engineer and others like men in uniform. Still, nothing beats the jokes on politicians and sex. Leave alone the talk shows on TV, even the online portals don’t leave a chance to rip apart any politician or celebrity that makes the slightest mistake.

No doubt, the Joke of the day is a vital part of our daily lives and sometimes, the only source of fun or entertainment in a gloomy day. So, you must read a few of them, unwind, enjoy and beat the stress.
Jokes can be an easy way to bring smiles to everyone, young or old, male or female. Thousands of hilarious jokes are available online so you won’t run out of jokes that tickle your funny bone. It’s really cool as you can even send some jokes to brighten up the day for your family, friends or coworkers.

A simple click of the mouse is enough to email Funny Jokes to your friends or relatives. Reading a funny joke always helps people to relieve frustration during a hectic day. A lot of jokes are passed around the workplace to help each other cope with a stressful work schedule and have a little fun in the process.

Joke of the Day

Love Joke

2008-06-01T00:22:00.000-07:00

Love Joke

Other Joke Info
The bad times
Who's number one
Life before computer

Joke at Work

2008-05-28T03:30:00.000-07:00

Joke at work

Other Funny Joke Photos
praying photo
Kid Sleep
Baby Photo
Cat Smile
Dog Smile
Lady and Old Man

A bunch of better idiots!

2008-05-23T10:49:00.000-07:00

These "Weird Reference Questions" are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are real and provide proof that a "better idiot" can be invented.

"Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?"

"Do you have that book by Rushdie: 'Satanic Nurses'?" (Actual title: "Satanic Verses")

"I was here about three weeks ago looking at a cookbook that cost $39.95. Do you know which one it is?"

"Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?" hahahaha...what a bone head!

"Do you have any books with photographs of dinosaurs?" hmmm...I don't recollect any camera-toting cavemen...do you?

"I'm looking for information on carpal tunnel syndrome. I think I'm having trouble with it in my neck." (No...that's your brain miss-firing.)

"I am looking for a list of laws that I can break that would send me back to jail for a couple of months." (I know...how about shooting yourself? That would get you life in prison!)

"I need a color photograph of George Washington." (Ok...hold on...I'll check with the caveman...)

"Is the basement upstairs?" (Asked at First Floor Reference Desk) This one gets the golden stupidity award!

Idiots Joke

Top 3 laughing babies

2008-05-13T05:06:00.000-07:00

laughing babies

Other Baby Funny Info

Baby Sleep
Baby Photos
Kid Sleep

Baby Sleep

2008-05-02T00:44:00.000-07:00

Baby Sleep

Other Baby and Kid Sleep Photos

Kid Sleep

Baby Photos

Praying

2008-04-23T07:04:00.001-07:00

Praying Together

Daily Joke

2008-04-15T07:32:00.000-07:00

Daily Joke

Marriage Joke

2008-04-07T05:36:00.000-07:00

Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage, you can read it from BOTTOM to up !!!!
She: Can I trust you?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you kiss me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: Of course!
She: Do you love me?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Marriage

A Coastal Watchdog

2008-03-25T09:17:00.000-07:00

dog

Lady and Old Man

2008-01-30T22:15:00.000-08:00

2007-09-30T06:13:00.000-07:00

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Cat Sleep

2007-09-29T06:16:00.000-07:00

Waiting for Bonus

2007-05-17T20:16:00.000-07:00

Kid's Problem

2006-11-12T02:25:00.000-08:00

Kid's Problem

What Those Words on Yearly Performance

2006-11-05T02:02:00.000-08:00

Review: Really Mean

Inter-Office E-mail

2006-10-07T01:07:00.000-07:00

Inter Office E-mail

Management Lesson

2006-09-30T19:05:00.000-07:00

Management Lesson

Bird Jokes

2006-08-23T09:32:00.000-07:00

How To Save Your Job

2006-04-22T00:57:00.000-07:00

A Grim Fairy Tale

2006-04-22T00:43:00.000-07:00

fairy tale humor

There was life before computer

2006-04-09T09:05:00.000-07:00

There was life before the computer An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account! And if you had a broken disk, It would hurt when you found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut--you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead!

Dog Smile

2006-04-01T09:38:00.000-08:00

Cat Smile

2006-04-01T09:26:00.000-08:00

Who's Number One?

2006-03-19T03:38:00.000-08:00

By Kenneth L. Montgomery

I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game, I called each boy by the number on his uniform. When I yelled, "Number 5, your time to bat," Jeff Smith came to the plate to hit. When I called for "Number7," Steve Heinz jumped up. Then I asked for "Number 1," and no one emerged from the dugout. Again I called for Number 1. Still no one.As the umpire looked on, annoyed at this delay of the game, I shouted,"Who's Number 1?"

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That's when the whole team yelled, "We are, Coach! We are!"

Reprinted by permission of Kenneth L. Montgomery © 1987 from Chicken Soup for the Baseball Fan's Soul by Jack Canfield, Mark Victor Hansen,Mark & Chrissy Donnelly and Tommy Lasorda.

All the Bad Times

2006-03-19T03:26:00.000-08:00

The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?""What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
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"I think you're bad luck."

Another position when a kid fall in sleep

2006-03-19T03:17:00.000-08:00

Kid sleep anywhere and anyplace

2006-03-19T02:58:00.000-08:00